Electricity Mathematics
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?
A: One -- because men will screw anything.
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A man calls his lawyer's office. When the receptionist answers
the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.
The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but Mr. Taylor died last
week." The man says nothing and hangs up the phone.
The next day he calls the office and again asks for Mr. Taylor.
The receptionist says, "Sir, I told you yesterday that Mr.
Taylor has died." The man again says nothing and hangs up the
phone.
The next day he calls the office again and asks for his lawyer.
The receptionist gets angry and says "Sir, I have told you for
two days that Mr. Taylor has passed away. Why do you continue
to call?"
The man then answers "I like hearing good news when I call my
lawyer's office."
