Love is the only fabric that when washed in the fountain of
adversity and grief, comes out untouched. Siglet

Not another virus

Not another virus

*** VIRUS ALERT ***

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change theinterpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs of infection...#Humor

From: http://ping.fm/4Oyio

Asylum fence

Asylum fence

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.

His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.

He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!" "jokes

From: http://ping.fm/orARz

In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of
them you can get through, but how many can get through to you.
. - Mortimer Adler--American philosopher quote

Growing Old...

Growing Old...
I'm so depressed...I went to the Dr.today and he refused to
write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting
a new flagpole on a condemned building.

LMAO.. OK REQUEST BEEN FILLED..
GOOD NITE.. LST 1 DID IT FOR ME.. HEHE

#Humor

Proverbs...

Proverbs...
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

Life's Quips...
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.

One-Liners...
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.-Groucho Marx
#Humor

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.-Groucho Marx

Quotes

Quotes...
A friend is a present you give to yourself. - Robert Louis
Stevenson


Quotes...
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
-- Hungarian proverb


School...
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small
minds discuss people.
#siglets

One-Liners...
Make every day good to the last drop.. nobody gets out alive in
the end anyway!
#One-Liner-Humor

Todays siglets

Quotes...
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what
feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist
whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a
doormat. - Rebecca West, 1913


Love...
"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love,
"Will you still make love like that to me after we're married
?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think
so. I've always been especially fond of married women." (MyShwana's LHAO)


Friends stab you in the back.
True friends stab you in the front.
Best friends help you kick their asses.
#Humor

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more
often. (Hehe)
#Relationships

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they
reward me in many ways to keep me quiet
#quotes