Money for panties
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.
As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says...
"Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
The cruise
The cruise
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise?"
The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!
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An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise?"
The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
50 Cent Nabs 'Jerkyll and Hyde' Role - ARTISTdirect News
Mon, 18 May 2009 10:15:17
Right alongside Forest Whitaker
50 Cent Nabs 'Jerkyll and Hyde' Role
Forest Whitaker and 50 Cent have been tapped as the lead roles in a modern update on The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Dubbed Jekyll and Hyde, it's being produced by Brett Walsh of Glasshouse Pictures and Randall Emmett of Cheetah Vision Films.
"The combination of such formidable talent in front of and behind the camera," executive producer Luc Roeg told Variety, "will turn this wonderful gothic story into a modern classic for a whole new generation."
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—The ARTISTdirect Staff
05.18.09
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